Friday, December 11, 2009

Shots...

What a complete and utter WASTE of time!!!! In class right now, we are doing injections pt 1, viral shots... so that means flu shot... being administered by STUDENTS!!!!! 99.9% of the time we just use saline solution, which if great cuz even if you mess up how deep the needle goes your body gets just (.....) that much more hydrated... I like that part. but no, we have to give each other the stupid pointless, flu shot! APOLLO IS STUPID! 13 thousand dollars just to be out sick for another 2 weeks because my genius classmates cant give a shot correctly... im so looking forward to it.
Ya know, the flu shot doesn't even work most of the time! there are over 50 strains of the flu, the shot only covers 3... and then the H1N1 shot covers another, do a total of 4/50... ya, i feel safer knowing that... the only reason why everyone is so sick now a days is because no one eats dirt anymore... what i mean is we are so preoccupied with staying "germ free" that we forget WE NEED TO GET SICK!!!! otherwise we will be just like the Inca, killed by a cold. though, they were killed by mainly smallpox, whatever. point is flue shot and H1N1 shot both pointless,and yet i was forced to get H1N1 by my dr ("your in the med field, you need to get the shot...") and the flu shot via my peers... what next, casting unbroken limbs? -actually, i want to do that....-
Blah.
So on a lighter topic-
we figured out why im so sick... lead poisoning. Our bathroom is pained with lead paint so when we take a shower, our bathroom seriously oxidizes... ya... we bought enough TSP(some sort of smoke/lead/fungus/mold remover at Home Depot) to clean a volcano. now Bret gets to TSP the bathroom then put "Kilz" on the walls... don't know why he doesn't want to scrape it but he dont so he bought enough paint cover for 5 houses.... so thats what's going on in the Woodard world... When we get ready to paint the other rooms, i will let everyone know. :)
Love,
The Woodards